The Truth About Failure.

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... ...it does mean you haven't succeeded yet.

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing... ...it does mean you have learned something.

Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool... ...it does mean you had a lot of faith.

Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced... ...it does mean you were willing to try.

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it... ...it does mean you have to do something in a different way.

Failure doesn't mean you are inferior... ...it does mean you are not perfect.

Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life... ...it does mean you've reason to start afresh.

Failure doesn't mean you should give up... ...it does mean you should try harder.

Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it... ...it does mean it will take a little longer.

Failure doesn't mean God has abandoned you... ...it does mean God has a better idea!

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

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Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

Lessons on Life

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall.

When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise.

The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.

The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.

The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up.

If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall.


Moral lessons:

Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest.

Don't judge life by one difficult season.

A Real Friend

REAL FRIEND TEST!
This is GOOD...I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!!!!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Intellectuals solve problems, Geniuses prevent them.....

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.-Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert
Frost
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.-
Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those
we don't like?-Jean Cocturan
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
lose. Darrin Weinberg
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's
troublesome."
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
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Don't worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia.
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U learn in life when u lose
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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." -Albert Einstein

The Truth About Failure !!!

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... ...it does mean you haven't succeeded yet.

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing... ...it does mean you have learned something.

Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool... ...it does mean you had a lot of faith.

Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced... ...it does mean you were willing to try.

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it... ...it does mean you have to do something in a different way.

Failure doesn't mean you are inferior... ...it does mean you are not perfect.

Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life... ..it does mean you've a reason to start afresh.

Failure doesn't mean you should give up... ...it does mean you should try harder.

Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it... ...it does mean it will take a little longer.

Failure doesn't mean God has abandoned you... ...it does mean God has a better idea!